Pickles And Trickery!

A wise sage once told me that if you eat 40 pickles after midnight, your teeth will glow in the dark forever. Upon completing this ghastly ritual one hideously early summer morning, my teeth are still the same shade of off-white and have never once even slightly glimmered in the dark.

I am no wise sage, but take a care to listen for a bare 30 seconds... Trust noone who entices you to eat 40 pickles, their sense of humour is obviously pickled. Trust instead in your eyes, let them guide you to what you desire...

Welcome to the world of "Pickles and Trickery!" Brought to you by the "very switched on, no funny stuff here" - Jane.

By the by, I did hear from an astute young man that if you cover your naked body with honey and stand in a school playground for 3 hours on a windy day, you will have collected more rubbish than all the naughty kids on yard duty, and consequently resemble a human garbage depot. I'm not too sure if this is a wise thing to do though...